I swore up and down I wouldn't let it end like this, but I've been staring at the screen since midnight last night, and the words just won't come. I tried to start writing on Friday, and nothing quite stuck. Then I tried again on Saturday and got more of the same. This wasn't any cause for concern at first, because I'm normally one of those quasi- ( Read more... )

This is Champion Week at therealljidol, which means we were asked to partner up with a non-competitor and lure them into the fray. Idol veteran kittymichaels was magnanimous enough to allow me the honor of competing at his side. His entry can be found here: http://kittymichaels.livejournal.com/58919.html

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{WARNING: Adult content ahoy! Immature adult content. But adult content none the less!My other two entries this week have been fairly serious minded compared to the usual zaniness I tend to fling around this place, so I figure the best way to restore balance to the Force is to make sure this post is naught but a heavy dose of good ol' fashioned ( Read more... )

{This is part of a 3-way intersection with alien_infinity and n3m3sis42, whose entries can be found HERE and HERE, respectively. They both called theirs "twitterpated", and I considered "cesspool" for mine, but given this is really just a bunch of recursive absurdity that ends with me hiding in my shell, I think the only thing I can fairly call it...is turtles ( Read more... )

I'm sure this will come as a great surprise to many of you, but I was a bit of a prankster in high school.

( Okay, I'll wait a second while you recover from the shock. )

LJ IDOL: THE MUSICAL
Selected scenes for your viewing displeasure

CAST:
{All of the following are played by multiple people every year}
troller_derby - Quick tempered provocateur with strong opinions and stronger language.
hugs4all - A delicate tulip with a gentle soul who doesn't understand why we can't all just be nice to each other.
pimpy_mcgee ( Read more... )

This entry is dedicated to m_malcontent and alien_infinity, who dared me to use the armadillo. No Texans were harmed in the making of this post, although many pieces of poor, unsuspecting clipart were brutally Photoshopped for the greater good. While I actually *am* from Texas, I ask that you please lock your sarcasm receptors securely in the ON position, and yes, a text- ( Read more... )

Rather than go for the obvious interpretation of the prompt this week and leap up on my ever-present soapbox, I have instead decided to take a step back and analyze the sociological and philosophical significance of...haha, j\k, this is totally a rant post. OH COME ON. Like I really have the self-control to resist. But instead of subjecting ( Read more... )

( Ridiculous Fandom Voodoo Doll )

When in the course of (in)human events it becomes necessary for one netizen to tell another to GTFO, STFU, or otherwise take a permanent vacation, ridiculous icons can sometimes express the sentiment far more quickly and effortlessly than an all-out flame can. Besides, if you actually type out your flames, you can't pull the whole "Oh, that ( Read more... )